There is a place not far away
Where people like to go and play
If you go there don't do your dances
You may fall down at seven awkward glances
There are water slides that loop around
The splashes always wet the ground
So if you run you'll take your chances
Of losing your balance at seven awkward glances
The lazy river surrounds the park
If dogs were allowed I'm sure they'd bark
They'd jump right in if they had finances
To the freshly cleaned pool of seven awkward glances
