An army of red-dressed French guys
Marched on to find some French fries
They walked up to Ronald
In the nearby McDonalds
And found they increased in French size
(c) 2020 Tanner Stevenson
Tuesday, March 3, 2020
Northwest Mansion Mystery
He thought she was such a pest
From the family of the Northwest’s
But a ghost surely came
Seeking revenge on that name
It turns out that she was the best
(c) 2020 Tanner Stevenson
Game Play
The Team got together in a huddle
Surrounding a watery puddle
They went over their plays
With their footballing craze
Just to find they had all missed their shuttle
(c) 2020 Tanner Stevenson
Why We’re Hungry
There once was a young boy named Greg
Who ate a whole dinosaur egg
It went down with a crunch
As he ate it for lunch
And now he has started to beg
Why am I hungry all the time?
He asked as he heard the bells chime
My stomach feels a wiggling patch
That’s because the dinosaur hatched
And now it just wants to dine
Greg met a small fairy
While he was having some dairy
And asked what he should do
She said it’s not true
The egg you ate was Cadbury
(c) 2020 Tanner Stevenson
The Money Tree
There once was a tree that grew money
That was guarded by a large bunny
It hopped round and round
The tree that was brown
Which the owner’s thought was quite funny
(c) 2020 Tanner Stevenson
The Drawing
There once was a small white poodle
Who wanted to casually doodle
He tried in the night
With his left and his right
But it’s hard to draw with a noodle
(c) 2020 Tanner Stevenson
The Pirate Trade
The Captain said please come aboard
I’ll give you a nice shiny sword
But I asked for a gun
Or something to stun
But that was more than he could afford
(c) 2020 Tanner Stevenson
Fishing for Pirates
The fish in the boat sat up straight
As he held out some good pirate bait
The bait he did swing
With a hook and a string
But they weren't pieces of eight
(c) 2020 Tanner Stevenson
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