Camilla

Camilla, Camilla lived in a large villa

With her small friend, who was a chinchilla

They had a large pool

That looked really cool

 And that was guarded by a blow-up gorilla

Camilla, Camilla lost her armilla

As she filled up the pool with a ton of vanilla

She went in with a dive

And was mixed in for five

People now wonder if Camilla’s vanilla or vanilla’s Camilla

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The Rogue

A short and dastardly Rogue

Got stuck inside a brown shiny Brogue

He tried hard to fight

And to slice it alright

But his knife unfortunately broke

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Danielle

There once was a girl named Danielle

Who would only drink out of a bell

The bell it went crack

And spilled on her snack

Now things aren’t so swell

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Apple Strudel

I asked for a good apple strudel

But the waiter’s attempts were quite futile

He brought me a pie

Which was totally dry

Now my stomach is all out of fuel

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McDonalds

An army of red-dressed French guys

Marched on to find some French fries

They walked up to Ronald

In the nearby McDonalds

And found they increased in French size

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Northwest Mansion Mystery

He thought she was such a pest

From the family of the Northwest’s

But a ghost surely came

Seeking revenge on that name

It turns out that she was the best

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Game Play

The Team got together in a huddle

Surrounding a watery puddle

They went over their plays

With their footballing craze

Just to find they had all missed their shuttle

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Why We’re Hungry

There once was a young boy named Greg

Who ate a whole dinosaur egg

 It went down with a crunch

As he ate it for lunch

And now he has started to beg

Why am I hungry all the time?

He asked as he heard the bells chime

 My stomach feels a wiggling patch

That’s because the dinosaur hatched

And now it just wants to dine

Greg met a small fairy

While he was having some dairy

And asked what he should do

She said it’s not true

The egg you ate was Cadbury

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The Money Tree

There once was a tree that grew money

That was guarded by a large bunny

It hopped round and round

The tree that was brown

Which the owner’s thought was quite funny

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The Drawing

There once was a small white poodle

Who wanted to casually doodle

He tried in the night

With his left and his right

But it’s hard to draw with a noodle

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The Pirate Trade

The Captain said please come aboard

I’ll give you a nice shiny sword

But I asked for a gun

Or something to stun

But that was more than he could afford

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Fishing for Pirates

The fish in the boat sat up straight

As he held out some good pirate bait

The bait he did swing

With a hook and a string

But they weren't pieces of eight

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Birthday Surprise

My piñata was down by the Jetty

That I thought was full of confetti

So I gave it a whack

And it broke with a crack

But out came a pile of spaghetti

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Cobbler

I heard my friends had good cobbler

And each one is quite a good gobbler

Because when I came in

All I got was the tin

I’m glad I’m not a good squabbler

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The Cookie Jar

The Cookie Jar is left on the shelf

And I can’t seem to reach it myself

I tried my best to climb

But mom says that’s a crime

Oh well! One day I’ll get it myself

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