There was a girl named Agnes
Who people thought was great
But only because they didn't know
Of her habit defenestrate
Her house had windows of all kinds
The best, the worst, she didn't mind
Agnes threw her books, her toys, her clothes
She kept on throwing out the window
Because it didn't close
She threw out plates, she threw out pans
she even threw out vacation plans
always throwing again and again
like ice cream cones, and windows 10
Word got out and Agnes stopped
Stopped throwing her books, her clothes, her toys
And for the neighbors, it stopped the noise
