Have you seen the Cat Man
Who lives in Katmandu
If you haven't seen the Cat Man
You'll ask, what can the Cat Man do?
The Cat Man do
What the cat can do
He stands on all fours
As he licks his stew
He'll come into your house
And rip up all your drapes
But just before he leaves
He'll leave you with a scrape
He'll walk on fences
And knock them down
He'll run from dogs
Just like a clown
So if you hear some padded feet
Coming down your favorite street
Close your doors and lock them tight
So the Cat Man won't come in tonight
