I met a boy
Sparky
Who was
Full of malarkey
He said he had powers
That could cause pain
And when he had said this
It started to rain
So I said that
Your power
Is simply
To shower with rain
He avoided the question
And asked for suggestions
To name his pet cow
So I said
Call him Howard
But he misheard
Now the cow is called Coward
It is rather strange
For a name
To be Coward
When his cow never cowers
As well as for sparky
And all his malarkey
To have such a power
As creating a shower
He then got a chicken
That was simply named Chicken
Why is it fear
He names his pets here
When his hobby
Is collecting the ears
Of the corn from the field
He promised me a wish
But all I got was a dish
With a small smelly fish
(c) 2019 Tanner Stevenson
Did you say..... ears of corn?....... MY PEOPLE
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